Gizoogle.net – “Bout Tha Demon Archives”
I had never heard about Gizoogle.net before today, but it is hilarious. Some wonderful reader accessed the site through it (which I saw all Big Brother like while reviewing site stats and whatnot), so I had to check it out. Basically, it translates text and websites into Snoop Dogg gangsta-speak. And it’s hilarious.
Here’s our “About The Demon Archives” translated. Enjoy 🙂
DISCLAIMER: Gizoogle is not normally ***’ed out like what you see below. So use with caution.
BOUT THA DEMON ARCHIVES
Yo, set up in 22nd century Earth, over 100 mutha***in years afta tha 3rd Ghetto War, tha Demon Archives drops some lyrics ta tha survivors’ stories as they struggle ta rebuild civilization. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. In Book One, we’ll hook up tha thugz of Minerva, one of tha few high tech crews dat survived tha War, n’ learn how tha *** they established a funky-*** beacon of hope up in tha dreary wasteland of central Asia.
Minerva: Book One of tha Demon Archives bigs up tha rap of Tenzin, a Minervan soldier, n’ his Oracle AI, Jane, as they fight ta protect tha ideals Minerva standz fo’ up in a mo’ n’ mo’ n’ mo’ chaotic ghetto. Right back up in yo mutha*** ***.
With a heavy basis up in real science n’ technologizzle wit a healthy dallop of imagination, Da Demon Archives will show you how tha *** game could be up in a post-apocalyptic Earth.